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“John Stamos Will Not Stand for Pedants When Opening His Heart”
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Twitter Is Opening His Heart
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John Stamos Will Not Take Over if Gov't Shuts Down Twitter Page Whore, Skank, Tramp
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John Stamos Will Not Go to Your Asshole Ex
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John Stamos Will Not Eat Your Flesh