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“Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Shithead”

315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
144	144 Vote	Court Clerk Fired for Being a Shithead
8	8 Vote	My Dad Has a New Record for Being a Shithead 1	1
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	Man Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being Gay Food
1	1 Vote	What My Toddler Taught Me About Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	Corporate Propagandist Richard Berman Secretly Taped Bragging About Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	Here's Kathie Lee Gifford Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize for Being a Tall Glass of Sweet Encouragement Juice Instead of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Teresa Heinz Kerry Released From Guantánamo, but Not Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Performing in an Amazing Thing in the I'm Out Video Games
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Being a Slimy Dirtbag Doesn't Equal Being a Shithead