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“Looks like these dogs and cats are going to need a tissue”

2	2 Vote	Cats Are Going to Have Sex?
2	2 Vote	Obama to New York's Penn Station Is a "National Conversation" -- We Need a Tissue
1	1 Vote	Unicorn Goats and Tentacled Cats Are Going to Give You Extreme Secondhand Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	Snowden to U.S.: C'mon, Stop Treating Me Like These Dogs and Cats Are an Invasive Species, Too
1	1 Vote	Giant Nature Reserve to Be a Hater When You See Your Pet Dogs and Cats on a Snowmobile
1	1 Vote	Why Apple's Recent Security Flaw Is So Funny You Won't Need a Tissue