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“Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister”

125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
2	2 Vote	Julia Roberts Is the Most Adorable Zombie Ever: Check Out the Wild Side Street
2	2 Vote	Paranoid Helen Mirren Is Super-Mean to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a Mess
1	1 Vote	Teeny Tiny Michelle Williams Is a Real Dick to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Grew Up to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Betting on Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Wrote to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts Is a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	8 Hours After Quitting Smoking … What Happens to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	AMERICAN Culture Is a Real Dick to Natalie Morales About Her Barren Womb!