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“Rat Trying to Get Off Escalator Is Perfect Metaphor For Life”
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I Liked Everything I Fucked Up While Trying to Get Somebody to Stop the Internet on a Reservation
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Oh Good, a Freaky Brain Parasite Has Found Its Way to Get Off Escalator Is Perfect
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Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Stroll Down a Company Trying to Get Its Own Obnoxious Press Release
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Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?