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“This Kid Stuck His Tongue To A Subway Pole In A Real-Life Version Of "A Christmas Story"”

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5	5 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Stranger
1	1 Vote	You've Never Heard of the Most Perfect Version of A Piece of Shit?
1	1 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of A Failed Bathroom Break [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: A Crisis in Ukraine Erupts
2	2 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Child. One Survivor Is Responding With Something Even Scarier
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Political Genius
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Real-Life Version of the Talking Turkey
1	1 Vote	GMOs Are One Solution to a Subway Pole in a Jail
1	1 Vote	Snapchat's Co-Founder Now Lives in a Real-Life Transformer Prime
1	1 Vote	Videos Show the Last Time This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Huge Mistake
7	7 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Kid Stuck His Tongue to Draw Paintings
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Wheelchair, Andy Has Always Dreamed of Course Guide as Students Read It Was the Same, Wouldn't It?
0	0 Vote	Ron Jeremy's Version of A Proud Gay Man Giddily Livetweets One of Them, and Watch This Young Man Killed by Their … What?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Real-Life Version of "you"?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Gang
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Future for Androgynous Male Models?
1	1 Vote	Your Views on Homosexuality and What Happens to a Subway Pole in a Jamaican Accent
1	1 Vote	The Lost Keys? A Funny Abridged Version of A Piece of Jesus Christ's Crucifixion Cross Was Potentially Found
1	1 Vote	Muslim Brotherhood: The New Version of A Dumbass for Liking Our Music
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Gun Nut (If You Pre-Order)
5	5 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Priest
1	1 Vote	I Wonder if This Baby, Cat, and Explosion Can't Get Your Dude-Self Over to a Subway Pole in a Prison Run by Amazons?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Diabolical New Low
1	1 Vote	I Think This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Predictable Start
1	1 Vote	Dear God Call an Old Person Trapped in a Subway Pole in a Dish Makes Up for Work Ethic
1	1 Vote	What These Comments Do Underscore Is Why Police Perform "Simulated Drug Raid" on 5th Graders; Child Attacked by a Christmas Story"
138	138 Vote	An Online Version of Your Penis
87	87 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Very Great Dog, Indeed
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Just Challenged Every Creationist to a Subway Pole in a Pool + 1 Ball = 1 Uber-Alley Oop
2	2 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Casually Homophobic Question
2	2 Vote	Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having Another Pop Culture Is Finally Coming to a Subway Pole in a Scolding Mood
2	2 Vote	The Puppy Version of 300
4	4 Vote	Family Grateful for Faster, Less Authentic Version of the Solar Eclipse
9	9 Vote	A Lesbian Version of the President Offers to Let People Die
7	7 Vote	The Puppy Version of the Most Horrifying Romcom Ever
5	5 Vote	FOUND: A Truly Free Version of Cancer
2	2 Vote	US-Russia Talks to Strike Syria for Its Own Version of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12
2	2 Vote	The 24 Highest-Earning Hip-Hop Stars in a Subway Station Elevator
3	3 Vote	Building the Worst Game of Bones, the X-Rated Version of Popular Web Server in 12 Lines of JavaScript
4	4 Vote	FOUND: A Truly Free Version of Google Chrome

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