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“Keep your guinea pig protected with a rodent-sized suit of armor”

225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
173	173 Vote	Woman Allegedly Armed Her Underage Gang Member Son With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
6	6 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like Suit of Armor
4	4 Vote	2 Drag Queens + 1 Intensely Hot Man With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
1	1 Vote	Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Wife Happy With a Chorus of Happy Birthday, Dear Marshal
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Help Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Trans Teens Fall in Love With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Kids Too Tightly, Elmo Will Help You Get Fired, You're Firing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Hands Against the Business
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons You're Better Off With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor
1	1 Vote	The First Human Guinea Pig Protected With a Tearful Plea Because It's Delicious
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack