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“Cher Is Too Busy to Sit On Your Face”

5	5 Vote	Cher Is Too Expensive
3	3 Vote	Go on Your Face
2	2 Vote	Cher Is Too Busy to Tell Oprah All About Exorcism
1	1 Vote	The Media Is Too Busy to Host "SNL"
1	1 Vote	"Period" Is Too Busy to Sit on Your Face With Money
1	1 Vote	Cher Is Too Explicit? Then ... It's Kinda Arbitrary Which Animals We Eat When You Get It
1	1 Vote	Cher Is Too Ugly to Get Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Cher Is Too Fat and Socially Immobile
1	1 Vote	Put Everything Awesome on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Corgis Prefer to Sit on Your Face on a Date. So Why Isn't It Better Known?
1	1 Vote	Cher Is Too Busy Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	Cher Is Too Incredible to Be True