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“Cat Kong Taken Down by Toy Helicopter”

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3	3 Vote	South Korean Nuclear Reactors Shut Down by Toy Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Cat Kong Taken Down by a First Date?
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Hypnotized Person Tries to Reclaim Bed From Unimpressed Cat Kong
1	1 Vote	Cat Kong Taken Down by the Mafia
1	1 Vote	Cat Kong Taken Down by Complaining Parent
1	1 Vote	And Here's How We've Used Bees to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat Kong
1	1 Vote	Cat Kong Taken Down by Riot Police Chief
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Police Knocked Down by Toy Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Man Knocked Down by Toy Helicopter

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