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“FDA: You Can Buy Plan B Over-the-Counter, But You Must Be 15 or Older”

3	3 Vote	You Must Be Ladies, Right?
3	3 Vote	Government Must Be 15 or Older
2	2 Vote	I Just Put on Hiking Boots. I Must Be 15 or Older Brother
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy Plan B Over-The-Counter, but You Probably Can't Masturbate to the Irony Is Lost on All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
1	1 Vote	FDA: You Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
1	1 Vote	Your Nightly Frustration Report: Plan B Over-The-Counter, but You DO Anything. Anything