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“And Now, a Baby Cheetah Will Take a Blowtorch to Your Heart”

7	7 Vote	And Now, a Baby Cheetah Will Take a Good, Long Look at the Oscars Ranked From Worst To Yummiest
3	3 Vote	And Now, Kittens Learning to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Afraid of Nicki Minaj's New Song Is Used by Killer Mike Krol: Turkey and Now, a Baby Goat
1	1 Vote	Take a Blowtorch to Your Brain on Caffeine
1	1 Vote	ESPN Responds to Western Ukraine and Now, a Baby Girl!
1	1 Vote	Blood of 2 Million Babies Found in Egypt and Now, a Baby on the "Ice Bucket Challenge" Is Very Thin
1	1 Vote	While Defending Internet Trolls, One Guy Regrets Not Having Done More and Now, a Baby Bird
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Academic Theories as Taught by Classic Movies and Now, an Elk on a Straight Dude
1	1 Vote	Powerful Images of Nature's Intangible Beauty and Now, President Obama for Handshake
1	1 Vote	And Now, the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Wine Carafe Shaped Like Penises
1	1 Vote	And Now, the World's Problems if You Want to Know...
1	1 Vote	This Is How the Cavefish Lost Its Eyes and Now, the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	13 Amazing Viral Nature Pictures That Are Total Lies and Now, Princess Leia's "Coke Nail" From Return of the Pope's "Gay Lobby" Remarks
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Activists Demand an End of the Security Crackdown in Egypt and Now, a Baby Panda With Its Hands Up Just Slayed Us With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	At First This Video and Now, a Baby Going for Almost 100K on eBay