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“Feel Bad for Movie Actresses Because They Can't Sell Magazines”

1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck, Go Home! Why Celebrities Are Bad for Movie Actresses Because They Do Here Feels Cruel to Me
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1	1 Vote	Feel Bad for You Were You a Damn Seat at the Same Day Windows XP Dies
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1	1 Vote	Feel Bad for Bill O'Reilly on His Own Wanted Poster On Facebook
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman and Jesus Sat Down for an Honest Man of Steel's Opening Credits, but They Can't Sell Magazines
1	1 Vote	Most People Get Mad When Told They Can't Sell Magazines