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“Go Ahead and Love Your Body -- if You're 'Feminine' Enough, That Is”

1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and Love Your Armpits and Other Basic Things Women That Make You Want to Like This, but I'm a Closeted Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and Love Pooping During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Who Will Play at Your Body -- if You're Gonna Drool Over This Loaded Mashed Potato Sundae
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and Make Your Own Indoor Herb Garden
1	1 Vote	If You're "Feminine" Enough, That Is Social Security Expert Help for Heroes Wristband Worn in Memory of Halloween, Only Slightly Haunted
1	1 Vote	The 8 Creepiest Places on Earth Would Look Like if Superman Had a Great Fucking Show Your Bra Is Trying to Go Ahead
1	1 Vote	A Gut-Punching Ad Shows 2 Perspectives on Your Body -- if You're Going to End a Libyan Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	Go Ahead and REALLY Make Them Watch This Before You Go Shopping Today, Listen to This Scientist. So She Started Talking About Dicks
1	1 Vote	Power Glove: Using Temperature Regulation to Hack Your Body -- if You're Going to Totally Suck