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“Buy a Properly Sized Bra and Put It On Correctly, Dammit”

5	5 Vote	Buy a Properly Sized Bra and Put It on Live TV During Interview About Rampant Crime
2	2 Vote	Buy a Properly Sized Bra and Put It on Facebook
1	1 Vote	Buy a Bra Without Some Feminist Trying to Sell Property Management Arm for $1.15 Billion
1	1 Vote	Put It on NBC Thinking Positively Could Undermine Your Ability to Succeed
1	1 Vote	Buy a Beer Made With Bits of the Pigtail in Space and Time in My Obituary
1	1 Vote	China Can't Get It on Correctly, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Buy a Properly Sized Bra and GTFO