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“The Timing of Your First Period May Be Linked to Cardiovascular Disease”

4	4 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Cardiovascular Disease
4	4 Vote	Here's Your First Period
2	2 Vote	Study: Bigger Weddings Linked to Cardiovascular Disease
2	2 Vote	The Timing of Your Israel-Hating Concerts
1	1 Vote	Your First Period May Be the Most Amazing Act of Sex
1	1 Vote	Attending a Wedding in Your First Period
1	1 Vote	Oh No, Ladies: Chobani Greek Yogurt Linked to Cardiovascular Disease
1	1 Vote	The Timing of Your First Period May Be Picked Up by Netflix or DirecTV
1	1 Vote	The Timing of Your Time to Enjoy Turkey
1	1 Vote	The Timing of Your Nightmares