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“Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Fed Them to Children”

1	1 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Resurrected His Sexy Magazine Photos
1	1 Vote	I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Flew It Again
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1	1 Vote	Drake Disguised Himself and Then Fed Them
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1	1 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate in the Sandbox at Recess
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3	3 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Fed Them to Be
1	1 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Maybe Let It Go, Forever Scarred
2	2 Vote	Forgive Me, Lord: I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Maybe Let It Go