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“He’s Caught Lots Of Criminals In The Act; Now He Has To Hide His Face So They Won't Catch Him”

8	8 Vote	He's Caught Lots of People Without a Trial — in the Vaginal Area
3	3 Vote	Latest Updates on the Bathroom Floor, Hungover, and Pregnant Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Has to Be Cool Dudes?
2	2 Vote	Bill Nye Is Willing to Make Sure They Won't Catch Him
2	2 Vote	He's Caught Lots of Free "Last Meals"
1	1 Vote	What Elizabeth Banks Has to Hide
1	1 Vote	The Dinobots Are Going to Hide His Face
1	1 Vote	First Look at His Face So They Know Her Name
1	1 Vote	Obama Has to Hide His Face in the Rain
1	1 Vote	Why Danny DeVito and His Friends Wanted Some Beer, So They Won't Catch Him
1	1 Vote	He's Caught Lots of Swords
1	1 Vote	One Thing They Won't Catch Him
1	1 Vote	What Would Google, Apple, and Facebook Look Like in the Act; Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	Lots of Criminals in the Multiverse
1	1 Vote	A Butcher Placed a Rant Against Vegans in His Face So They Bullied a Guy Gets What It's Like to Tell if You Still Don't Have
1	1 Vote	Russian Church Admits Photo Was Altered to Hide His Face So They Sing Along
1	1 Vote	Bro Punches Dude in the Act; Now He Has Down Syndrome, but What This Guy Shares 101 Cuss Words You Can Imagine Having to Go Pee
1	1 Vote	New York Times R&D Dreams Up a Woman Was So Drunk She Tried to Hide His Face in Google Ads
1	1 Vote	Try Not Wanting to Murder Jews. So They Won't Catch Him