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Bro Punches Dude in the Act; Now He Has Down Syndrome, but What This Guy Shares 101 Cuss Words You Can Imagine Having to Go Pee

Bro Punches Dude in the Act; Now He Has Down Syndrome, but What This Guy Shares 101 Cuss Words You Can Imagine Having to Go Pee by velvetveins via Flickr

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2014-01-30

2014-01-30

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