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“Eighty Percent of U.S. Teens Eat Like Shit”

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2	2 Vote	Fewer U.S. Teens Eat Like Shit Politicians
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Parts of the Rock Can't Decide Whether to Pay for Over 1,000 Kids to Eat Like Shit
1	1 Vote	Bob Bradley Fired as Head Coach of U.S. Teens Eat Like Shit
1	1 Vote	Someone Paid $1,000 to Eat Like Shit
1	1 Vote	Eighty Percent of Your Novel Just Isn't Worth Salvaging
1	1 Vote	Eighty Percent of White Americans Are Completely Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus

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