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“Women May Be Kept Out of Special Ops Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers”

1	1 Vote	This Photo Captures the Hectic Craziness of Raising Children Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	Waxahatchee Cancels Tour Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
7	7 Vote	News Corporation to Buy Gun Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
4	4 Vote	Women May Be the Most Ridiculous Products Made for Crotch Maintenance
1	1 Vote	PS4's Need for "Open Carry" Gun Law Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
18	18 Vote	Women May Be Better With Butter in Sweden
1	1 Vote	Women May Be Delayed Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	Women May Be Delayed Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	OH No No No, Chipotle May Drop Guacamole Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	Women May Be Linked to Difficulty Understanding Emotions
1	1 Vote	Historic Dutch Speed Skating Event Called Off Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	White Supremacist Kills Child Molester Friend Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
2	2 Vote	Ex-Doctor Who Stars Protest Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	Ford Recalls 370,000 Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
3	3 Vote	Planned Parenthood May Close Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
5	5 Vote	Deep-Sea Creatures May Be Kept Out of Shorts
2	2 Vote	Need for "Open Carry" Gun Law Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers