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“Too Lazy to Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool”

41	41 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Your Dirty-Ass Bra?
6	6 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Your JEANS
6	6 Vote	Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool
5	5 Vote	Which Decade Do You Wash Your Kid's Insides
4	4 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Your Fucking Hands, Okay?
3	3 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Their Filthy Hands
3	3 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Your Jeans?
2	2 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
2	2 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
2	2 Vote	Too Lazy to Wash Your Kid's Pacifier? Just Lick It Clean, It's Cool to Be Photographed