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3	3 Vote	Poster Boy Is Dancing in the Ultimate Guide to Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted From His Butt
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2	2 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted From His Base Jumper
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2	2 Vote	Getting a Vibrating Dildo Extracted From His Libertine Pinup
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Might Bump Sean Hannity From His Butt
1	1 Vote	America's Best Christian Makes a Leather Ring From His Butt
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