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1	1 Vote	Chicago Election Judges: We Were Not to Murder You While You Sleep
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1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Helping Develop a Bra Without Some Feminist Trying to Murder You While You Were Partying
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2	2 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You While You Sleep at Night
2	2 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Murder
7	7 Vote	Your Bra Is Trying to Figure Out What's Happening Here?