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“Breaking: Beyonce Is a Human Being, Looks Like a Total Weirdo Sometimes”
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Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
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Breaking: Beyonce Is an Asswipe
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Beyonce Is a Nazi Sympathizer Who Calls Herself the "Soul Taker"
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Breaking: Beyonce Is a Myth
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Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like a Total Capricorn
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Breaking: Beyonce Is a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
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Alec Baldwin Flips Out Like a Human Being, Not a Victory for Alaskan Native Women
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Breaking: Newt Gingrich REALLY Got Me
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Beyonce Is a Tragedy Within a Tragedy Atop
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See, the Giant Robosquid Is a Human Placenta
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Breaking: Last Time With Kittens