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“Puppy Too Fat to Get Out of Salad Bowl”

45	45 Vote	Puppy Too Fat for X-Factor
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7	7 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Be Bitten by a Cop
5	5 Vote	Too Fat to Get This Party Started
5	5 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Fight for "Peace With Justice"
5	5 Vote	Louis Vuitton Sues Hangover 2 for Using Photo of Salad
4	4 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Get Paid Sick Leave
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2	2 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Be More Fun to Think About It
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1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Slips Out of Salad Bowl
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Get Out of LEGOs
1	1 Vote	Puppy Too Fat and Socially Immobile
1	1 Vote	A Deaf Puppy Too Lesbiany to Be Perfect Is Destroying College's WiFi Gesture
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1	1 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Fly by Earth Last Night Just Disappeared
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Likes AC/DC and Wants to Come Out of Salad Bowl
1	1 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Get Value From For-Profit Colleges, Create the Hottest Now?
1	1 Vote	49ers Send Letter Reminding Fans When to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Salad Bowl