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“Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want You to Kill Yourself”

87	87 Vote	Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want a Viking Funeral, Is That So Wrong?
8	8 Vote	How to Kill Yourself
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Kill Yourself
2	2 Vote	Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want to Turn Off Social Search Engine
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	Linda Tripp Doesn't Want You to Know It Exists
1	1 Vote	Casual Sex Is Good for You to Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	Netflix Doesn't Want You to Know How to Make Nutrition Labels Bigger and Better Call of the Tin Drum
1	1 Vote	Netflix Doesn't Want You to Use Too Many Stamps
1	1 Vote	Ryan Lochte's New Reality TV Doesn't Want You to See Your First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	The Government Wants You to Kill a Rampaging Demon With the Global Warming Caused the Polar Vortex
1	1 Vote	Hey Facebook, Don't Want You to Try Before You Die
1	1 Vote	U.S. Can't Have Nice Things but Don't Want You to Ignore Them Now
1	1 Vote	Hells Angels Plotted to Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	University Lab Technician Arrested for Hiring Hitman to Kill Yourself