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“The Incredibly Pointless Government Shutdown Is About to End”

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5	5 Vote	The Incredibly Pointless Government Shutdown Is Better With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
3	3 Vote	Government Shutdown Is About America's Original Sin: Slavery
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