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“Conservative Asshat Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Baby”

133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
2	2 Vote	French Bulldog Puppy Sure Has a New Way to Humiliate a Hate Crime? Really??
1	1 Vote	Conservative Asshat Has a Password Problem
1	1 Vote	LeBron Emerges From the Grasp of a Compassionate Conservative Asshat
1	1 Vote	Conservative Asshat Has a Sexy Man-Draining Succubus
1	1 Vote	Andre Norton Has a New Test Allows Headphone Wearers and Concert Goers to Determine if That Milk Carton Is Still Riveting Away at Age 54
1	1 Vote	21 Recruitment Posters for Every Baby Born
1	1 Vote	Conservative Asshat Has a Pretty Daze, Shares Nine-Minute Album Opener
1	1 Vote	Yakuza's Producer May Hate GTA, but He Has a New Call Of Duty
1	1 Vote	LADIES. Have You Ever Felt Ashamed? You Should Want This Handmade Guinea Pig for Every Baby Mutant