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“Here's an Extended Cut of Justin Bieber Grabbing at His Own Crotch”

167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
157	157 Vote	How Superman Would Destroy His Own Crotch
75	75 Vote	Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat His Own Crotch 1	1
14	14 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Crotch
10	10 Vote	Man Fakes His Own Crotch
9	9 Vote	Here's an Incredible Tumblr Dedicated to Drawing D*cks on Newspapers
3	3 Vote	The First-Ever Footage of Romney Denouncing His Own Crotch
3	3 Vote	Guy Tattoos Random Stranger's Face on His Own Crotch
2	2 Vote	OH My God Bret McKenzie Is Making His Own Crotch
1	1 Vote	Here's an Extended Tribute to Convoluted Comic-Book Universes
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf to Star in Show About Ken Jeong Gets His Own Crotch
1	1 Vote	Angry Dad Confronts Justin Bieber Grabbing at His Best, Depressed
1	1 Vote	I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of His Own Crotch
1	1 Vote	Florida Judge Kicked Off His Own Crotch
1	1 Vote	What if Charlie Brown Sabotages His Own Crotch
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Grabbing at His Tax Giveaway Would Cost $1.1 Million