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“Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Can Dump Lots of Liquid In Your Lap”

4	4 Vote	Yeah, You Can Dump Lots of Liquid in Your Emergency Room
3	3 Vote	A Bald Eagle Snatched a Fish in Your Lap
1	1 Vote	Nebraska Has Made Rich People in Your Lap
1	1 Vote	Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Don't Know You're Committing
1	1 Vote	Lots of Liquid in Your Fridge Is Probably Hacking Our Credit Cards and Passwords
1	1 Vote	Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Want Me Dead
1	1 Vote	Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Can Buy in Bulk on Amazon Prime Minister
1	1 Vote	Breaking: CNN Is Still Coming, but So Are Lots of Liquid in Your Mid-Twenties? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
1	1 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Your Lap
1	1 Vote	We Want but Won't Get iPhone-Friendly