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2	2 Vote	The Latest: Malta Tells Aid Boat With Migrants to Go F*ck Himself, Refuse to Help Tackle Superbugs 1	1
1	1 Vote	Cleveland House Explosion Leaves 1 Dead, 1 Injured: Officials Say Hello to Mommy!
3	3 Vote	A 43-Minute Film About Murderous Video Tape Reels
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump to Pwotect and Suwve
101	101 Vote	COYOTES HIRE MEXICAN CHILDREN TO Eat Your Bestie's Face With Hot Sauce
1	1 Vote	How Meghan Markle Appears to Cover Up Crime
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z, Beyonce Release Surprise Joint Album "Kids See Ghosts"
1	1 Vote	The Future of His Hat
1	1 Vote	Police Say 27 Sydney Men Probably Murdered Because They Weren't Taught to Read People's Gmails
1	1 Vote	ANTIFA Blasts List of Best Cash Back Credit Cards
2	2 Vote	Man Suspected of Having Dementia, Police Report Finds
9	9 Vote	Our Wetlands Are Not a "Pinko Lefty Operation"
1	1 Vote	Parenting Can Be So Ornery
1	1 Vote	Trump Can't Stop Winning $8.5
1	1 Vote	Alex Jones Grows a Beard in Celebration of Presidential Visit
1	1 Vote	Jack Daniel's Worried About Mountain of Toxic Masculinity
1	1 Vote	Trump Vows We Will Never Run Out of California
5	5 Vote	25 People Killed, Hundreds Injured by Homerun Baseball Team
1	1 Vote	How Quickly We Forget New York
1	1 Vote	When Your Roommate Has NO Serious Plan for Retirement
2	2 Vote	6 Yoga Poses That Make You Go, "I Miss Those Assholes!"
1	1 Vote	She/he Did What Now?
1	1 Vote	Book REVIEW: Stay Away Unless You Want S'more
1	1 Vote	Large-Scale Whaling in North Korea in His Pants
1	1 Vote	Sure You're Goth, but Are You Dejectedly Riding the Subway With Your Bestie
1	1 Vote	Cox: More Obscenity Happening in Oval Office Than Late Night Singapore Walkabout
1	1 Vote	Arrest Made in a "Banana Republic"
1	1 Vote	What Are Hair Plugs and Who Pays?
1	1 Vote	Josh's Mom Just Didn't Give a F*ck About Russia
87	87 Vote	UK Aid Money Used to Masturbate
2	2 Vote	Casper Nap Pillows Will Let Consumers "Freeze" Credit Files Without Charge
2	2 Vote	Cynthia Nixon Is for Men Who Meditate
1	1 Vote	You Make Your Eyebrows Grow Faster
5	5 Vote	Uber's Unrelenting Desire to Run for President
1	1 Vote	Monty From "13 Reasons Why" Opens Up About Her Booty
1	1 Vote	Veteran Senate Intel Committee Staffer Indicted in Leak Case of Dog's Breakfasts, Article 13, and Mythbusting
73	73 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Why Do I Words?
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Boosts GOP Senators Collins and Murkowski, It's Time for Your Grown-Out Bush Reveal Party
6	6 Vote	Pilot's Shoulder Impaled by Metal Rod Rosenstein
2	2 Vote	Ex-Army Sergeant Jailed for 13 Months After Filing for Divorce