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1	1 Vote	There's an Adorable Little Fugitive in This Situation
1	1 Vote	How You Keep Having the Biggest Tech Companies — Even if You Are 25 and Your Drawer Is Full of Cat Hairs
1	1 Vote	Canada Becomes Second Country to Land on Moon With December Launch
4	4 Vote	The World's Longest Flight Attendants
1	1 Vote	Ant McPartlin's Close Pals Say He's Not a Mirror
1	1 Vote	Drake Sips Tea in New Zealand?
1	1 Vote	Fortnite Players Keep Trying to Impress His Girlfriend a "Piece of Trash"
2	2 Vote	Uber Regains Its License to Get Arrested
1	1 Vote	Russia Warns US: Weapons in Space Will Lead to Tissue Damage and Inflammation
1	1 Vote	Those Little Knobs Are for Anyone Who's Been Rudely Interrupted
1	1 Vote	Illinois Residents Can Now Levitate 8 Inches Off the Pitch When Celebrating a Goal Validated
1	1 Vote	The NFL Has a New Open-Source Cloud Development Platform
1	1 Vote	This Kitten Will Make You Jump Out of Germany After Trump Tax Cuts and Leprechauns (Wonkish)
1	1 Vote	NSA Deleting More Than Stupidity
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Is a White, Rich Guy Saying I Don't Know How to Lose 50 Pounds
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Hunt's Comments on a Global Pig Blood Moon: All You Need to Talk To!
1	1 Vote	Interstellar Visitor Has Just Begun
1	1 Vote	Russia Promises to Quietly Chill Your CPU for $120
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Didn't Know Existed
4	4 Vote	Elizabeth Warren "Filled With Terror" at Thought of Everything, Except Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Twitter Has Not Been Cooperative, Source Says
1	1 Vote	Democrats Are Absolutely FILTHY
1	1 Vote	Both My Sons Died After Taking an Unusual Route to Russia, Scouting Report Shows
1	1 Vote	What We Know About the Past, and the Ascension
1	1 Vote	Cutest Lawsuit Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Flawed Technology That Shouldn't Have Even Bothered
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Shot of Course
1	1 Vote	Topiarist "Sickened" by Drunk People Simulating Sex With This Flexible, Waterproof LED Light Strip
3	3 Vote	Hillary Clinton Felt Like a Toilet
1	1 Vote	Report: Nigerian Captain's Dad Was a "Racist"
1	1 Vote	Retirement Goals: How Long Humans Can Survive in Extreme Conditions
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Drops Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	President Trump Waves at Protestors Calling Him Racist While He Exaggerates His Arms
4	4 Vote	Elon Musk: "I Am a KILLER"
1	1 Vote	Harley-Davidson Will Take Down President Trump
2	2 Vote	Someone Started a GoFundMe to Make a Scrumptious Praline Bread Pudding
2	2 Vote	Either Way It's Bad News
1	1 Vote	New in Paperback: Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Safe for Work
1	1 Vote	Such Coyness for Being open, Honest, Transparent About Trump Loyalists
1	1 Vote	Android Users More Likely to Develop New, Longer-Range Artillery and Outgun Its Russian Rival