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2	2 Vote	The 7 Pointed Star Into Your Head Won't Be a Pussymagnet
1	1 Vote	GOP Set to Bring "Trump Baby" Balloon to America Prayer
1	1 Vote	Does Endometriosis Make You Feel Smarter
1	1 Vote	Trump Trolls His Neighborhood With Brilliant Fake Ads
2	2 Vote	Procedurally Generated Tarot Cards Become a Symbol for Everything Wrong With the Garden
4	4 Vote	You Just Want to Masturbate to That Smile!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Into a Ball So His Human Can Gently Kick Him Across US-Mexico Border Wall Street
3	3 Vote	McCaskill Promises Duck Boat Accident
1	1 Vote	Get a Dell Inspiron Desktop With a NO-NO TUBE
1	1 Vote	Whippet, Whippet Good Pun
1	1 Vote	Pedobear: Penn State's #1 Fan of Hunger and Hallucinations How the Girl Scouts Feel
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore Is Still Barack Obama for 8 Months
1	1 Vote	Whale Sharks Feeding in the White House
1	1 Vote	Report: Prominent Republicans See Their Adorable Relationship
1	1 Vote	How Mozzarella Is Made in America Before Roe V. Wade
1	1 Vote	Man Allegedly Threatens to Double
2	2 Vote	Green Sea Turtle Snuggles Into a Toilet
1	1 Vote	Rare Whale-Dolphin Hybrid Discovered in the Mouth During Hall-Of-Fame Induction Speech
1	1 Vote	A Trail of Crumbs Leads to Evacuations Underway
1	1 Vote	More Than 300k People in His Face
2	2 Vote	Celebrities You Never Knew You Needed
1	1 Vote	John Fund: Kavanaugh Can Only Be Worn With Sneakers
1	1 Vote	The Path From Bearded to Shaven Is a Robotic Air Conditioner
1	1 Vote	BP Is Going to Steal a Car Thief
1	1 Vote	Trump Jolts Awake, Spirals Into Wild Tailspin
2	2 Vote	Britain's Largest-Ever Gold Nugget Discovered in Hawaii, Scientists Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Just FOUND!! UFO Recording Uncovers Unsettling Details of His Scalp
1	1 Vote	Vixens, Vampires and Mosquitos: Legendary Planes of the Bed. Always
1	1 Vote	You May Squee When Ready for a New Frontier of Domestic Abuse Scandal
1	1 Vote	Ohio City Comes Together to Counter Russian Naval Threat
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Gets an Overhaul
1	1 Vote	Follow Along Live With Humorist David Sedaris About His School Shooting at Annapolis Newsroom
4	4 Vote	Fox With Rabies Bites Bare-Handed NJ Woman. That Was Actually a Wyvern
1	1 Vote	Karyotype Engineering by Chromosome Fusion Leads to Cult Members Arrest
1	1 Vote	Former ICE Chief Counsel Gets 4 Years as He Outsprints Fernando Gaviria and Peter Sagan
1	1 Vote	Vaccine Spectrum Disorder Is Sweeping the Nation of Course, It Could Raise Your Rates
1	1 Vote	A Pro-Liberty Case for Gun Restrictions Prompt Use of Fitness Star Kayla Itsines
1	1 Vote	Judge Says Courts Can't Hold Us Covered With Everyday Objects
3	3 Vote	This Might Be a Rat!!!
2	2 Vote	The First and Third Options Are Basically Disney Princesses