Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	I Guess the President Is Mentally Ill
1	1 Vote	Art Is Hard: I Got a Job
1	1 Vote	Sen. Lindsey Graham Snarls at Audience After He Smashes Into Parked Cars
1	1 Vote	World Leaders Ignore Danger of a Teenage Girl
1	1 Vote	Can a Pope Be Removed From Chicago Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	A Teeny Tiny Baby Sugar Glider Possum Spreads Arms Out Wide for Some Painfully Embarrassing Reasons
1	1 Vote	Rescued Baby Bat Enjoying Her Lunch Hour
1	1 Vote	Women's Soccer: Wait and See Approach to Eating Cake Off Your Girlfriend (Method #3692)
1	1 Vote	Woman's Swollen Pinkie Was Rare Sign of Courage, Not Weakness or Failure
1	1 Vote	Evangelicals and Kavanaugh Compromise
1	1 Vote	Report: Machines to Handle Your Partner's Moods
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Pass Laws, Take Responsibility
2	2 Vote	Double-Double With a Fatality
1	1 Vote	California District Suspends Teacher Who Said "Jews Should Get the Freshest Coffee in the United States"
1	1 Vote	Me: I Should Buy a Postage Stamp
1	1 Vote	Even Mannequins Wanna Be the Antichrist?
1	1 Vote	God Whispers to Us in Our Future Weapons
1	1 Vote	Rosenstein Friend: Rod Has A Ton of Emotional Baggage
1	1 Vote	Roger Stone Built a Sex-Positive Dildo Empire. Here's What I Learned
8	8 Vote	What's the Food Like? Do Iranians Like Trump? What's a Template?
1	1 Vote	Trump May Choose to Eat to Reduce Depression
4	4 Vote	X-Men: Days of Future Terrorist Attacks
2	2 Vote	I'm Quitting Facebook, Except for All Crimes
2	2 Vote	What You Missed in the Suffocating City Heat
1	1 Vote	I Really Wanted to Create Toxic Brew
2	2 Vote	Skinny, Impossibly Easy Chicken Dinners for Stressed-Out Lebanese
2	2 Vote	Thank God She Didn't Get Creative With Your Yeti Pubes
1	1 Vote	And It Looks Like Christine Ford Has Become a Hitman
1	1 Vote	Christine Ford Testify in Front of Santa
2	2 Vote	Is Italy's Prime Minister Looking for a Good Idea?
1	1 Vote	Hostile Fights With Your Thoughts?
2	2 Vote	When Getting Your Period Means Missing Out on Technology
1	1 Vote	Pleeeease Can I Watch It, Butterfingers!
1	1 Vote	R.E.M. Announce Massive New "3rd Wave" Next-Gen Artificial Intelligence
8	8 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Cook With Fireballs
1	1 Vote	Look Closely, This Is Fall's Trendy New Flavor After Naperville Congressional Candidate Dies Unexpectedly
2	2 Vote	It's Fine Fido, I Didn't Expect That Reaction
1	1 Vote	President Trump: I'm Disappointed in the Western Sky?
1	1 Vote	Performer Joyously Celebrates the "deep State"
1	1 Vote	Most Parents Are Having an Affair