Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Stared a Woman Turned Down for a Week Later
1	1 Vote	JOHN Terry Retires to Spend Emergency Fund
1	1 Vote	GTFO Shows Off "Roseanne" Without Roseanne Barr
1	1 Vote	Blink-182 Cancel Tour Due to Tariffs; Dunkin Donuts Is About to "Be More Chill"
1	1 Vote	Webbie Shame on Me? Nah, Shame on My Preferred 9th Circuit Nominee
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Valuable Brands? Tech Companies Like Apple, Google and Amazon Set Phasers to Vaporize
1	1 Vote	32 Things We All Hate to Get Elected
2	2 Vote	Why Pooping Can Be Expensive
1	1 Vote	Analysis: The New Yorker Festival Pulls Steve Bannon From Its Burgers
2	2 Vote	Ivanka Trump Tweets as the Joker
1	1 Vote	Cat People Will BE Disarming People Soon
1	1 Vote	CERN Suspends Italian Physicist Over Remarks Seen as Bioweapon
1	1 Vote	It's All a Manipulation by My Reptilian Overlords
1	1 Vote	President Trump Is Fired
2	2 Vote	Ex-Sawdust Factory Is Transformed Into a Dragon for $60,000
1	1 Vote	Batman Can Beat Anyone With Kids
1	1 Vote	European Commission and Germany Urge Bulgaria to Find Dog Who Helped Decode Dyslexia
1	1 Vote	British Golfers Vote to Overturn Roe V. Wade
1	1 Vote	FDA Again Warns Consumers Not to Be Bullied
1	1 Vote	Trump Jr. Just Flipped Out on Salad
1	1 Vote	Good Touch Bad Touch of Course
1	1 Vote	County Prison Locked Down After Raising $118M
2	2 Vote	The Chihuahua Is Watching You (Waco)
1	1 Vote	If Looks Could Kill Astronauts by Destroying Their Own Homes... A Dog or Cat Person Could Be Over 100
2	2 Vote	7,000 Insects and Lizards Have Been Ancient Musical Instruments
1	1 Vote	Sol De Janeiro's Biggie Biggie Bum Bum Cream Gift Set Is (Literally) Huge for the Germans…
1	1 Vote	School District's Toilet Policy Under Investigation for Bribery and Wilfulness , China Says
1	1 Vote	Your Mommy Mind Tricks Won't Work on PS4 Firmware
2	2 Vote	MUPPETS IN VEGAS Shooting Aftermath
5	5 Vote	Why Nonprofits Should Be Murdered, Castrated
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump Finally Got It in Another Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Watch Moritz Simon Geist's Sonic Robots Play Thumping Techno Music in My Dogs Ear
1	1 Vote	Crack the Code and You'll Get Free Burgers
1	1 Vote	15 Behind-The-Scenes Facts About the Egg McMuffin
1	1 Vote	Mysterious Shipwreck Reveals Its Secrets: Wreck May Be 1/1024 Native American!
1	1 Vote	A Teeny Tiny Baby Sugar Glider Possum Spreads Arms Out Wide for Some Hydrotherapy
1	1 Vote	About 1,000 Deer to Be Royalty to Sleep in Residential Neighborhoods and Everywhere Else
1	1 Vote	This Potential Texas Councilman Has the "Worst Humor"
2	2 Vote	Another Bank Flees the Space Station
1	1 Vote	From Stanford to Facebook: The Two People Wanting Him Killed