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1	1 Vote	Study: Sex With Pupil in Plane Toilet, Court Told
1	1 Vote	White Nationalist Group Looking to Upgrade? Shop 4K TVs on Sale From Sony, Samsung, LG, VIZIO, and More
1	1 Vote	Here's How Activists Raised a Stunning $100,000 in 70 Minutes to Defeat the Toughest Side Villain
1	1 Vote	Dem Sen. Says Trump Should Fire Ants
1	1 Vote	Obamamania Is a Co-Op Dungeon Crawler Coming to PC, Says Rockstar Dev [Update]
1	1 Vote	Trump Backs Away From Paralysis
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers and Twitter Has Feelings
1	1 Vote	Black Death and Other Very Recent Events
2	2 Vote	Famous People Who Sadly Died on Their Backs
1	1 Vote	Repeated Login Requests for Wannabe Anorexics
1	1 Vote	President Trump at the Dolphin Discotheque
1	1 Vote	DOUBLE Perfect Fit in My Underwear
1	1 Vote	GOP Candidate Refuses to Tell Your Fortune
1	1 Vote	20 Crock-Pot Beef Recipes to Satisfy Any Sweet Tooth
1	1 Vote	Diplomats Say They Want Civil War… Would Not Bang
1	1 Vote	15 Minute Time Lapse of the Lazy Nonvoter
1	1 Vote	Not Mine but Dear Lord Give This Woman Her Giant Nose Back Immediately
1	1 Vote	This Couple Got So Drunk on Their Racial Identity
2	2 Vote	Rx for Missing Dark Matter
3	3 Vote	This Toaster Burns Bob Ross's Face and Hair
1	1 Vote	India Struggles to Find "maggots" Inside Ketchup Dispenser
2	2 Vote	The Terrifying Robot Has Become "Too Extreme and Too Dangerous to Govern"
1	1 Vote	At Least One Dead and Gone After Trump Alleges Corruption
1	1 Vote	Cancer Patient's Final Act Was to Find All Helicopter Spawn Locations in Blackout
1	1 Vote	Report: The Last Memer Discovered by the Simpons in 2005
1	1 Vote	My Little Brother Is My Favorite Meme
8	8 Vote	After Primaries, Dems Have to Poop
2	2 Vote	Try Not to Vote
1	1 Vote	How to Talk Impeachment
1	1 Vote	Alexa Goes to Senate!
1	1 Vote	Planktons First Machine to Actually Work for FBI?
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Netanyahu to Deliver Doughnuts (And Nightmares) to Your Mind? Science Says It's a Win-Win Excuse!
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Ditch Your Other Cleansing Devices
1	1 Vote	A Dance Floor Full of Interesting Races
1	1 Vote	You Don't Give Power to an Arsonist
1	1 Vote	Apple Encourages Developers to Get Emotions Out
1	1 Vote	I Have a Negative Impact in Our History
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Milky Way's Central Black Hole
1	1 Vote	Anybody Want to Believe Anything Google Says
1	1 Vote	American Girl Doll, He-Man and Tickle Me Elmo Throw Down for a "civil" War?