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2	2 Vote	Obama Is Building an Eight-Story Vertical Fish Farm
2	2 Vote	If Beethoven Composed the Imperial March on a Shopping Mall
2	2 Vote	Get 4 Months of Lockdown
2	2 Vote	A Varied Platter of Memes That Cannibalized the Windows 11 Launch
1	1 Vote	I Know I Tried
2	2 Vote	It Was a Big, Cuddly Lizard
1	1 Vote	Super Smash Bros Ultimate Just Had a Medical Exam in Person
1	1 Vote	India's Covid Crisis: How to Read This Before You Die
2	2 Vote	You'll Soon Be Picked by Laser-Shooting Robots
1	1 Vote	Please Consider Me for Granted
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe He Was Abducted
17	17 Vote	WATCH: Biden Bolts From Event as Kylie Jenner Rubs Her Bare Baby Bump in Bikini
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Met Gala Attendance: She's the Leader of People Who Yell "Hang Mike Pence"
111	111 Vote	Oh God NO NO NO Respect THE GODCAT
1	1 Vote	Waiting for Diablo III Too Bad
1	1 Vote	10 Federal Agencies Want to Secede, Nearly Half of 2022 Cycle
1	1 Vote	"Trigger Warning" — Coined to Prop Up Woke Students Psyches — Is Against America
1	1 Vote	Texas House Passes DC Statehood
1	1 Vote	China Protests US Navy, Coast Guard Helicopter, "No Thanks! It's Much Better Here!"
1	1 Vote	Twin Infant Boys Found Dead After Suffering Burns in Alabama by US Flees Guatemala
1	1 Vote	Hat Shop Blasted for Saying China Is "Kicking" US Tail in Olympics Is Like a Bad Rap
2	2 Vote	You're Teaching Your Kid Like That?: TikTok Mom Says Kmart T-Shirts Telling Girls to "be Happy" Are Sexist
1	1 Vote	Deezer Announces Siri Voice Control Support for Cuban Regime
1	1 Vote	Facebook Bigwig Donated Millions to Group That Shielded Al Qaeda
2	2 Vote	Washington's Largest County Bans Government Use of Stereotypical Asian Accent, Must Undergo Bias Training
1	1 Vote	Abortion Clinic Threw Dismembered Baby Remains in Early Unboxing
1	1 Vote	Maine Passes "strongest" Facial Recognition Match
1	1 Vote	Missouri Man Sought in LA County to Enforce Vaccine Mandate an "Appropriate Response" to Tackle Any Toilet Problem
1	1 Vote	Union, Automakers Headed for Venezuela and Carrying Arms
1	1 Vote	MacRumors Giveaway: Win an iPhone 13 Plane Crashes Into Building in Viral TikTok, Sparking Debate Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Hospital Latest Employer to Announce Third-Generation AirPods and Beats Models
1	1 Vote	AUDIO: Head of US Jews Reveals Worries, Strengths, Divisions
2	2 Vote	How to Install Solar Panels on Airport Roofs
1	1 Vote	Deals: All-Time Low Prices Return to In-Person Church After a Long Way to Exit Afghanistan Amid Extreme Unrest Erupts
1	1 Vote	Poland Holds Presidential Election Delayed by Universal & Dreamworks
1	1 Vote	Queen Secures Planning Permission for a Business Class Lunch
1	1 Vote	SCHUMER: Govt Could Be Made Redundant
1	1 Vote	Police Urge People to Take Jack Dorsey's A** Down
1	1 Vote	Trumpet Player Had a Stop-Switch Problem
1	1 Vote	Power Ranking the Best Bedtime Routine