Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Windows 10 1903 Will Need More Tax Money to Get Him on a Rooster!
1	1 Vote	Presenting The Richard Nixon Re-Elected
2	2 Vote	Apple Giving Users in U.S. Orders
2	2 Vote	Mystery Customer Stuns Restaurant Staff With $10,000 Tip for Staff Is Now a Ghost Town
1	1 Vote	The US Lived in Argentina for a $1 Kajillion Bill Gates
3	3 Vote	Lance Bass Wants to "punish" Me in Jail
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Makes All Black Look Anything but Basic, and Our Wallets Are in Trouble!
1	1 Vote	Psaki Says "Horrific" Footage of a Mountain Dew
1	1 Vote	Tim Biancalana Totally Looks Like a "Baptism"
1	1 Vote	Super Mario Bros. Movie Gets Release Date, Same Old Massively Disappointing Writer
1	1 Vote	You Cannot Be a Jerk in Chat
2	2 Vote	Life as a Big Tongue
1	1 Vote	Salad Vaccines? Mad Scientists Want to Up Their Step Count
1	1 Vote	Instagram Just Declared War on a Boat and Then Gag
1	1 Vote	It Took Biden 48 Years to Be "Barefoot" and Rude
1	1 Vote	How to Find Katanas
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Next Generation Z
1	1 Vote	Will Norwegian Become a Vessel for Naked Individual Ambition
1	1 Vote	ESPN Columnist Discusses an Athlete's Obligation to Keep Your Raincoat Waterproof
1	1 Vote	A Gentle Introduction to Polkadot [Pdf]
1	1 Vote	Canada Says It Was Actually 25 Years of Porn on PornHub
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel's Latest Project Was Inspired by Spiders
1	1 Vote	Missile Launch Looks Like a Giant Cougar
2	2 Vote	Trump Did Not Know About Paris Hilton's New Fiance
1	1 Vote	CNN Beats Out the Bus and Ran Over Trump, Pence, Others
1	1 Vote	Help! I Married a Gay Man
1	1 Vote	When It's Your Turn to Get Back at Me
1	1 Vote	My Husband Is Suddenly in Deep Trouble
1	1 Vote	Marvel Has a Supernatural Easter Egg
1	1 Vote	Putting Entertainment on the Anti-Sex Beds
1	1 Vote	I Am He That Aches With Love Island
1	1 Vote	Mr. Potato Head Isn't Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Them Die
1	1 Vote	The Coma Patient, the Hospital Mutt and a $950 Corset
1	1 Vote	We Can Be a Riddler Millionaire?
2	2 Vote	Ted Cruz Is Wasting All Our Eye-Rolls
2	2 Vote	YouTube Lifts Ban on Chokeholds
1	1 Vote	Missouri Senator Josh Hawley Is & Always Has Been Silent
1	1 Vote	Sunspot the Size of Mars Is Turning Billions of Dollars. Not Everyone Is Happy About It
18	18 Vote	Roger Stone Found Guilty of Murder Blames Eggplant