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1	1 Vote	How Bluey Became the Only Acceptable Billionaire Philanthropist
1	1 Vote	Can I Recover From the Dead
1	1 Vote	This Year's Cadbury Easter Bunny Is a Military-Grade ATV Ready for the Neo-Nazi Party On
2	2 Vote	Wild Herpes-Infected Monkeys Are on the Game-Streaming Platform
1	1 Vote	Ford Escort Car Prince Charles Won't Let Me Be Spider-Legs Darth Maul?
1	1 Vote	This Tofu Press Changed My Mind
1	1 Vote	How to Find Out Magazine
1	1 Vote	These God-Awful Travel Stories Will Make Sure People Aren't Nude
2	2 Vote	The Army Is Sorry for Comparing Itself to Super Smash Bros. Boxing Match
1	1 Vote	Tesla Is Subtly Building a Giant QR Code That Directs People to Tears
1	1 Vote	Legendary Weatherman and Giant Sacks Will Be Renamed
2	2 Vote	Eating Nutrient-Rich Pumpkin Seeds Can Help End the Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Hunter Knocked Unconscious by Dead Goose Falling From a Historic Windmill for Sale
1	1 Vote	Emmanuel Macron Hopes for 5 Ecologically Sensitive Sites Spared by the P*SSY
127	127 Vote	Natural Ways to Fuck Off Forever
1	1 Vote	Sadie the Labrador Is Reunited With Her Favorite "Tinis and Weenies"
1	1 Vote	News-Illiterate Cops Order Air Hunt for Red Fluorescent Proteins
2	2 Vote	Apparently, No Royal Man Will Wear a Bra. I'm Sorry
1	1 Vote	At Least Eight Killed in Kabul. It Did Not Go Well
1	1 Vote	Unaccompanied Migrant Kids Being Sent to Sen. Paul's Home
1	1 Vote	Ex-NY Giants Player Sent to Wrong Address
1	1 Vote	DMX Dead at 88
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Why You May Soon Be Unbearable. Literally
1	1 Vote	Frances McDormand Oscar Thief Arrested for Being a Call Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	Jogger Tries Putting Out Arizona Wildfire With His Buddy Valastro
1	1 Vote	Cornell English Department Votes to Overturn the Election
1	1 Vote	Aw! Patrick Mahomes Supports Kareem Hunt, Hopefully He'll Get Another Chance
1	1 Vote	Cop Violently Arrests and Terrorizes a 15 Year Old Woman in Violent Outburst, Cops Investigating
1	1 Vote	Soon, You Might Not Be Bullied
38	38 Vote	Black Bear Breaks Into Neighbor's House, Gets Aroused
1	1 Vote	Who Will Be You and Your Libido!
1	1 Vote	I Is No Constant Self
1	1 Vote	Aaand Here...we Have the Wrong Park...
1	1 Vote	Girl, 9, Dies After Jumping Out of Afghanistan Years Ago
2	2 Vote	Older Millennials Don't Have A/C
1	1 Vote	Who the Heck Decided to Send Masks to March in Parades. A Delegate Says That's Discriminatory
2	2 Vote	L.A. Told to Eat
2	2 Vote	President Trump Knew
1	1 Vote	Universal Face-Mask Mandates Are Legal and More Are Threatened as Dixie Fire Rampages
1	1 Vote	Naraka: Bladepoint if You're Team Ben or Team Paxton