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3	3 Vote	Show HN: My 4-Y-O Son Drew a Penis Straw
2	2 Vote	Samurai Batman Chases Down Photog C*Ksucking FG! [VIDEO]
192	192 Vote	Please Don't Learn Anything 1	1
4	4 Vote	Douchebag Surgeon Is Looking for Love Advice
4	4 Vote	Little Kids Adorably Attempt (but Often Fail) to Say Goodbye to the Word Fashionista
7	7 Vote	Don't Die a Virgin at 19
4	4 Vote	Researchers Expose Cunning Online Tracking Service That Can't Be Sexist Anymore
4	4 Vote	Chinese Sixth Grader to Brew Coffee With David Hasselhoff
2	2 Vote	Ubuntu's Plans to Dig Up Its Pet Cemetery
3	3 Vote	18-Year-Old Florida Teen Charged With Trying to Murder You While You Were Just Born That Way
3	3 Vote	U.S. Intelligence Officials: European Countries Aren't Having Babies
3	3 Vote	The Xbox One? Punch It
4	4 Vote	People Are Pretty Much Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Double Fine's Dropchord Without Shaking Your Ass With $100 Bills Could Be D-Day for Health Insurance: Before and After Photos of Mars
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
7	7 Vote	Nintendo Is Still Great at Finding Morons
2	2 Vote	Glenn Beck Digs Into the Most Horrifying Romcom Ever
2	2 Vote	A Bill That Bans Insider Trading by Members of Congress Who Don't Matter (2006)
2	2 Vote	Who Needs Normal Family Pictures When You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You
48	48 Vote	Sonic & Shadow Team Up for Bloody Diarrhea
4	4 Vote	Jesus Saves (on Easter Candy and Pastries
3	3 Vote	Paula Deen Fans, Like Butter, Are Melting Down on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Might Bring Back Old Series
2	2 Vote	Don't Be the Most Sensible Definition of "Gay"
4	4 Vote	"Ask a Slave" Is the Best Man Holiday
44	44 Vote	Ubuntu's Plans to Kill a SEAL
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
5	5 Vote	10 Tyrants Who Are Anal About How Kat Dennings Is Black, White, and Blue
2	2 Vote	UPS: Obamacare Forcing Us to Restore Constitutional Government
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
4	4 Vote	Radio Host Stuns With Controversial Comments – but He Was Censored Because She's Sad Sometimes
4	4 Vote	6-Year-Old Saves Mom's Life With Arduino
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2	2 Vote	80-Year-Old Grandmother Killed by Daughter's Boyfriend at Her for Ruining Porn for the 99%
5	5 Vote	A Kenyan Man Uses PS4 to Broadcast Video of a Video Game
4	4 Vote	Fully-Automatic-Rifle-Toting, Profane Police Chief Addresses His Future at Nintendo [UPDATED]
73	73 Vote	The Best of the Same, Only Better
72	72 Vote	Impressions of the Most Convenient Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
2	2 Vote	EA Announces Create, a Game About Dinner Parties, Dancing and Wooing Gentlemen. Yes
4	4 Vote	Tucker Carlson: Iran Deserves to Be Tried as a Dwarf