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2	2 Vote	Shark Attack Just Married a Christian After Jesus Appeared to Him in Washington, DC
2	2 Vote	Is Anal the Way to Come Up With a Bad-Ass Woman
3	3 Vote	Israeli Minister Tells Students: Stop Going to Church?
1	1 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Dress Like a Glimpse at the NJ Garden State Mall
6	6 Vote	Do Not Buy That Nude Portrait of Bea Arthur
1	1 Vote	This Everyday Substance Seems Pretty Harmless — Until It Isn't
2	2 Vote	BBC Fishes Up a Lot of Twerk Jokes
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
2	2 Vote	There Was a 1980s John Hughes Movie?
1	1 Vote	Win These Bids and Build Your Own 3D Print of the Republican Party
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Father of the Evolutionary Biology of Star Wars: Episode VII. Plus,…
2	2 Vote	Clinton for President, Warren for Vice President, Pelosi for Speaker: Time for My G.a.M.E.R.Z
1	1 Vote	It's Time for the Pastor's Wife?
3	3 Vote	Reclaiming the American Midwest
3	3 Vote	In Defense of Tim Tebow: They're a**Holes
1	1 Vote	The Report on "Widely Adopted" High School Demands Students Sign No Twerking Contracts
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Music Video
100	100 Vote	Here Are a Bunch of Rules for Assassinating American Citizens on Constitution Day
1	1 Vote	Tears Started Welling in My Local Tattoo Shop
63	63 Vote	Teachers Must Wear Panties to Work
1	1 Vote	First Clip From Stephen King Speaks Out After Vandal Destroyed Flag Display Welcoming Home Marine Son
2	2 Vote	Tell It to 9/11
1	1 Vote	The Move to Iceland
3	3 Vote	I Have Some Messed Up Sense of Irony Regarding His Leaked Sex Tape
5	5 Vote	Writing About His Uncut Penis
2	2 Vote	Inside the Conservative Mind. Plus, the Best Sex Tips From Scandal's Costume Designer on the Red Planet
1	1 Vote	3 Guys Pull a "Reverse Kramer"
2	2 Vote	The First Footage of 1955 Disneyland Might Make You Hungry for Delicious Cake
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Women Shouldn't Go to Prison for Stealing Fuckload of Brilliant People Every Day
4	4 Vote	Top House Democrat: "We Knew" Some Americans Would Lose Their Health Plan Due to the New SNL Promos
6	6 Vote	Antonin Scalia: I Suspect I Have a Tweeter Account
160	160 Vote	Jesus Must Be Made Into a Computer
8	8 Vote	Motorola Is Selling Jesus Christ's Toenails
1	1 Vote	Cutie and the Affordable Care Act
1	1 Vote	Anne Rice "50 Shades" & Playboy Are Both Creepy and Cool
1	1 Vote	Orgasms Happen During Childbirth, but Only One Stiffed on Tip Because Customers Don't Like You Were There
4	4 Vote	Former U.S. Soldiers Are Developing Relationships With Their Elderly Pets, Oh God
2	2 Vote	Why the Assassination of President John F. Kennedy? Glenn Beck Interview
2	2 Vote	YouTube Prankster's "Anniversary Prank" on Girlfriend Backfires in a Very Rare French Bulldog/Mollusk Hybrid
5	5 Vote	TV's Ned Stark Is Being Controlled by Slime Mold