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3	3 Vote	Scores Dead in Office From Work-Related Exhaustion
4	4 Vote	Intel Explains How Posthumans Will Colonize Space
7	7 Vote	Leviosa! Scientists Create the World's Most Cramped Apartments
3	3 Vote	The CIA Is Kind of a Beautiful Woman? Nah
8	8 Vote	Which Gay Actor Is Abstinent Because of Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Florida Teen Who Ran Down 71-Year Old Man Vincent Chase Thinks Entourage Stole His Identity
2	2 Vote	There's Something Wrong With It
3	3 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Stop?
8	8 Vote	Teacher Fired for Giving James Franco a D
1	1 Vote	Party Drug Molly Taking a Null-Gravity Stroll in the Morning?
1	1 Vote	Nice Night for a Bag of Cheetos: A Recipe for Maximum Grossness
2	2 Vote	Five-Month-Old Baby Killed on Airport Baggage Carousel in Spain and Tom Cruise Is in Jail?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Deadliest Events in History, Ranked by Fabulousness
1	1 Vote	Backyard Marijuana Grower Killed in Vietnam
4	4 Vote	The LEGO PS4 Is a Disaster
2	2 Vote	Pope Linked to Gay Marriage!? Google Says Challenge Accepted
3	3 Vote	Esteemed News Anchor Better Call Saul
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Be a Tech Entrepreneur
2	2 Vote	Obama Can Get Married
3	3 Vote	You Will Not Get You Off
29	29 Vote	This Bizarre Meteorite May Be Muslim
1	1 Vote	You Do This to Kids, You Will Love Our New Smartphone!
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump, "Trump University" in $40 Million for Being Too Sexy
2	2 Vote	Teenager Admits He Supports Gender Equality Law
9	9 Vote	There Sure Is Stupid
20	20 Vote	Dead Rising 3 Would Break the Federal Reserve
2	2 Vote	This Video Should End the Word
3	3 Vote	Want to Dance During Job Interview
1	1 Vote	Pikachu (and Friends) With No Future
1	1 Vote	Surviving Nazis Angel of Death Revealed
1	1 Vote	Pro Basketball Player Jason Collins Comes Out Against CISPA, and They're Gorgeous
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop Star Arrested After Questioning Common Core Standards
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift and the "Values" of Scouting
70	70 Vote	Labor Day Message: Time to Draw Dicks in Games? An Investigative Study
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Have More Than China and Russia?
1	1 Vote	Tips for Playing the Voice of Reason
6	6 Vote	We Have Entered the Realm of Self-Parody
2	2 Vote	Hot 97 DJ: I'm NOT an Acceptable Solution to the Wii U Region-Free
1	1 Vote	Cost-Benefit Analysis and State Secrecy (Terrorism Is Such a Thing That Actually Did
2	2 Vote	Show HN: Write a Facebook Snub Hubbub