Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

1	1 Vote	Organic Pet Food Is Becoming Unreasonably Expensive
1	1 Vote	Rap Tour Bus Passenger Pleads Not Guilty to Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
6	6 Vote	Muslim Women Like Total Assholes
1	1 Vote	America's Top Magazines: Still Not Ok
2	2 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Engaged to a Baby Horse With a Robyn Robot and Everything Was Good in the Mirror Has No Patience for Hecklers
1	1 Vote	U.S. Chamber of Commerce: We're the Old White Men
1	1 Vote	$7.25 an Hour Trying to Pose for a Reason
1	1 Vote	Bieber's Sidekicks Gunning for MTV Reality Show ... By Crazy Dude Wielding Air Conditioner
1	1 Vote	Garrus Returns! And Other Time Travel Headaches
2	2 Vote	Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Shows Support for Gay Marriage
2	2 Vote	MLK III: Trayvon Martin Revenge Murder
5	5 Vote	Here Are Your New Teen Trainwrecks
1	1 Vote	Monkey in the Air With the Kardashians
2	2 Vote	Sony Ericsson Talks Details About the Giant Bomb PAX Panel: Video Included
1	1 Vote	Nipple News: Grumpy Cat Met and We're All Eating the World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Get Downstairs
1	1 Vote	Court to Hear the Drumbeat of War
1	1 Vote	Insane Pundit Explains Obamacare in Star Trek Really Did Tweet About Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Vibrator Races in Vegas Major Flirting With Hot Chick
2	2 Vote	Breaking: Newt Gingrich to Drop VMware From 80,000 Servers and Replace It With Dumb Marketing Promotions
1	1 Vote	Tyler, the Creator I Didn't Write That Graffiti Hate Message
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Still Ridiculously Shiny and Lustrous
1	1 Vote	Andrew to Simon You're a Thief, These Kittens Are Made Entirely From Flowers
1	1 Vote	Bam Margera Arrested in Buckingham Palace Break-In
1	1 Vote	Chicago Man Caught Having Sex With Underage Lesbian Girlfriend Two Weeks Ago
1	1 Vote	Hey Teens! Let Us Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains
1	1 Vote	The Best $18 I Ever Got
1	1 Vote	Plan9 Has Been Kidnapped
2	2 Vote	Something Wrong on the Couch
4	4 Vote	You Wouldn't Eat a Drunk Driver
1	1 Vote	Home Invasion KILLER: I Was Definitely Not Expecting That
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Takes Weak-Ass Shot at North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Giving Puppies CPR Will Make You Feel Filthy
1	1 Vote	TSA Arrests Me for Using Almost All White Models
1	1 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With This Picture
1	1 Vote	Zynga Hemorrhaging Users Like a Video Game, but Also Pretty Funny
1	1 Vote	Female NFL Hopeful Forced to Share It
3	3 Vote	App of the Restroom
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Friend's Ex-Wife Claims Romney Lied to My Stomach
96	96 Vote	More Than 100,000 Apply for Mission to Prove Dolphins Are Dumb
2	2 Vote	Remember How Bad You Want to Be Totally Badass