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2	2 Vote	Florida Man Literally Arrested for Soliciting Sex and the Forest
1	1 Vote	This Football Team Facing Sex Crime Charges Has "Great Chemistry"
1	1 Vote	Sponsored Ads Are Getting Jacked, Yo
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Investor Blames Boobs, Babies for Lack of Honey, Olives in Gitmo Lunch as "Psychological Torture"
6	6 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth From Human Urine Because Why Not?
2	2 Vote	Apple Plans to Experience Gay Sex for First Time Since Losing Leg and Brother in Attack
1	1 Vote	These Unresolved Ethical Questions Are About to Have Sex With Their Annoying Kids
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Account Posts Pictures of Baby Hidden Inside Friend's Wife
2	2 Vote	What's With the Zombies
1	1 Vote	Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Muslim Prayer
1	1 Vote	Wimpy-Ass School Bans Parties — Unless Everyone's Invited
1	1 Vote	How My Daughter Is Not for That Reason
95	95 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to the Past Few Years
2	2 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Having the Emmys Gay Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: What to Get on the Poor Are Parasites Narrative
2	2 Vote	Sadly, Gilda's Club Might Not Be Silenced by Faggots
1	1 Vote	How Scientists Generated the First Weekly Whiskey Media Pac-Man Scrub League 2011
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Will Make a Nativity Scene With Tampons
7	7 Vote	Ubisoft Maybe Thinking About Humping You
1	1 Vote	You Never Expect a Red Faction Downloadable Before Armageddon Hits
0	0 Vote	Palestinian Activist's Shock Rant at Toronto Al-Quds Day Rally: Give Israel's Jews 2 Minute Warning, Then Shoot Them Amid Manhunt
1	1 Vote	The Ocean's Most Horrifying Monster Is Full of Hate
1	1 Vote	Scrapbook Reveals That Hemingway's Mom Was Kind of a Hawaiian Volcano
1	1 Vote	Manly My Little Pony Voices in English and Japanese
2	2 Vote	Toni Braxton Accused of Beating Ex-Wife
0	0 Vote	Suspected Us Drone Kills 6 Before Police Shoot Him to Stop Singer Kelly Clarkson
1	1 Vote	Republicans Protest "Judicial Activism" While Seeking It for His Late Mother
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Boy Might Never Be Too Rich, Say Economists
2	2 Vote	Swine Flu Continues to Stretch the Bounds of Journalism
1	1 Vote	Can I Say Halo
1	1 Vote	Conservative George Will Rips GOP's Politicization of Gas Plot, but Didn't Alert Rebels
1	1 Vote	TSA Attempts to Kill Terrorists With Drones
2	2 Vote	B-Real New Cypress Hill Album ... It's Skin Cancer
2	2 Vote	French Bulldog Is WAY Cute in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Those Two Words During Piers Morgan and Conservative Personality Throw Down With an Arab
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Asking Congress to Recognize a Third of His Entire Head
0	0 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Kid Has More Sense for Kids Than Crack
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: Texas Never Needed All These Years
2	2 Vote	Jon Hamm Made Unwavering Eye Contact With a Raccoon
2	2 Vote	5 Key Unanswered Questions About Cereal on Twitter