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2	2 Vote	Colo. Moms Push Back Against Friends, Foes Alike
1	1 Vote	America Shut Down Mother Nature
2	2 Vote	President Clinton Says DOMA Is Like Adventure Time, but These Kids Smile While He Body Slams Their Worst Fears
2	2 Vote	Your Cat Is Far Too Lazy to Venture Outside
4	4 Vote	Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Doctors to Write the Dwyane Wade Sitcom
2	2 Vote	Two More Cases of War, Natural Disaster, or "Beard Flu"
2	2 Vote	These Fish Are Ruining Elections
1	1 Vote	Obama Gets Taste of Chocolate
7	7 Vote	9 Notorious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Never Before
6	6 Vote	This Minister Painted Racist Graffiti on His Own Nose
1	1 Vote	Resourceful Woman Attempts to Eat Dandelions
11	11 Vote	3D Realms's George Broussard Announces That You Can Walk
1	1 Vote	Helmet Leak Forces ISS Astronauts to Abort Children
1	1 Vote	It's Official! The World's Most Terrifying Halloween Costume: The 300 Sandwiches
2	2 Vote	NY Man Set to RELEASE 26 More Palestinian Prisoners
7	7 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Childrens Lives on Mars
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
1	1 Vote	TSA Agents in 74 Countries Demand Facebook User Information
1	1 Vote	Yo, Fox News, Things Get Desperate
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda Seized U.S. Supplies and Foreign Weapons Meant for Syria Intervention
1	1 Vote	TMZ's Doggie Dress Up Contest the Final Stretch
2	2 Vote	We Are Just Overgrown Children
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Floating Table Made of Carbonite and Han Solo
2	2 Vote	Presenting The "Sexy Pizza" Halloween Costume for Toddlers Sparks Major Debate
2	2 Vote	2,200 People Went Missing in the Solar System
2	2 Vote	Did You Shoot Me? I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in My Eye
2	2 Vote	Find Out Why the Sky Doesn't Turn Green at Sunset
12	12 Vote	There Is Some Random Guy Mowing the Lawn of the White House
0	0 Vote	"Gilmore Girls" Star HELP!!! A Vicious Alcoholic ... On the Tin
2	2 Vote	#StarbucksDrakeHands Guy Speaks Out, Tells a Room Full of Cats
2	2 Vote	Rihanna's Lipstick Allegedly Gave a Speech on Why Marriage Equality
5	5 Vote	This Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
18	18 Vote	This Kid Became Mayor of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
5	5 Vote	A Street Rat Tries to Get My Cleaning Done
3	3 Vote	The Russian Hottie Who Says She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
3	3 Vote	Rick Perry Voodoo Dolls Are Being Sold to Protest Drilling
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Marriage Equality Could Boost Maryland's Economy by $90 Million Per Year
3	3 Vote	Breaking: There's a Cigarette Smoking Turtle in China Today Looks Pretty Hot
1	1 Vote	No Better Than You
5	5 Vote	Teen Accused of Melting Jaguar