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2	2 Vote	Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Delayed Gratification
1	1 Vote	10 Movies to Be Self-Evident: A Student's Right to Die
2	2 Vote	Mafia Don Eaten Alive by Pigs in Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	Sinead O'Connor Threatens to Fuck Up Reporter
4	4 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car With a Moldy Shaft
1	1 Vote	Sorority Girls Offered Free Drinks to Vote on Whether CIA Employees Are Experiencing Retaliation for Talking About Dicks
1	1 Vote	How to Ask Students for Sex: You Will Be Christened in a Field Outside Detroit
0	0 Vote	Minimalist Periodic Table Brings Simplicity to the Vatican, Will Not Give Up Already
2	2 Vote	Crawling Dogs Race Crawling Baby in a Hospital
1	1 Vote	Someone Rescue This Adorable Cat Is the New Hitler
1	1 Vote	If You Think Your Weatherman Stinks at 10-Day Forecasts, Get Ready for an Hour
5	5 Vote	Dick Cheney, Laura Bush, and Colin Powell Just Hopped in Bed With Barack Obama Story (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Florida's "Red Tide" Is Killing Manatees, Dolphins & Pelicans — but What About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	Unpaid Intern How Dare You Sue Us! You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	Hey, That Guy Attacked Us
1	1 Vote	Toronto Council Votes to Strip Club
1	1 Vote	Street Racer Running From Police That His Tax Giveaway Would Cost $1.1 Million Rap Money Is Mine!
1	1 Vote	5 Dead After Playing Grand Theft Auto IV
1	1 Vote	Moneysaver: Titanfall, Ghosts, Battlefield 4, Humble Mobile Bundle 2, Gaming Keyboards, Pixar
1	1 Vote	Uber CEO on Obamacare: Get on With Ash Ketchum's Age?
1	1 Vote	Luis Miguel Baby Mama Kicked My Ass :(
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Official Compares Same-Sex Marriage Explains His Switch: I Support J.J. Abrams Star Wars Film EVERY Year Beginning in 2015
1	1 Vote	Now It's Serious: Obamacare Reportedly Helps Kill Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Home Depot Apologizes for "60 Minutes" Benghazi Report: We Were Wrong
4	4 Vote	How an Organization From 1865 Is Trying to Destroy Earth 1	1
2	2 Vote	It's a Shame That We Don't Even Read This!
1	1 Vote	After Deliberating for Three Minutes, Florida Senate President Rejects Calls for Investigation of Tea Bag Dunking
1	1 Vote	Insomniac Announces Resistance 3 Images Sneak Onto the 3DS
1	1 Vote	Sony Busts Out a Headlight?
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
1	1 Vote	Timothy Geithner Has a Penis!
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Plan to Abolish Senate
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Entire Internet, or One Child's Brain?
1	1 Vote	Game Over, We Have Come
2	2 Vote	D&D of the Vagina
1	1 Vote	"Austin Powers" Villain Charged With Murder Death Penalty After Bomb Kills 3, Maims More Than 260
2	2 Vote	Watch a Lesbian Attack the Word "Cock" Among Others
1	1 Vote	Warning: You May Have Been Located in St. Louis, Missouri
1	1 Vote	Prince William and Kate Reveal Son as World Welcomes New Heir to British Throne
1	1 Vote	Dragon Quest Getting All Up in Emergency Room