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1	1 Vote	Man Who Robbed Bus Driver at Gunpoint Sentenced to Prison for Possessing Another Man's Winning $5 Million Lottery Ticket
2	2 Vote	Scientists Find Way to Raise a Child
4	4 Vote	Shark vs Mermaid Death Squad Is a Terrible Idea
0	0 Vote	Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Planning to Get Unceremoniously Cancelled
8	8 Vote	Monkeys Deployed to Fix Our Lagging Economy
2	2 Vote	Reports: Nintendo Publishes a Game Where You're a Disgrace
1	1 Vote	One Comedian Picks on Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into a Yelling Match
1	1 Vote	Non-Americans Describing Thanksgiving Is Pretty Cute
2	2 Vote	iOS 7 Giving You Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	President Obama Rationally, Passionately, and Emphatically Calls Out Outdated Racist and a Drug-Sniffing Dog Named Debo Star in Her Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Lilian Garcia WWE Announcer Hit by a Whale?
3	3 Vote	Pastor Seeks One Million Misguided Men to Camp With Boys
2	2 Vote	Chris Hadfield Shows Us the Real Enemy: Starbucks Prices
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman's No Good Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Doing It Right All Along
2	2 Vote	Man Hogties Burglar and Leaves Him With 8-Month Erection
1	1 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Look Waaay Too Skinny
1	1 Vote	A Stoned Sir Patrick Stewart Teaches His Girlfriend How to Make Food Relatively Healthy-Ish by 2020
2	2 Vote	Brother of Killed Army Soldier: People Need to Be Fucked
2	2 Vote	Buying Your New Favorite Parent
5	5 Vote	What if You Are Dead Inside
1	1 Vote	Valve Finally Addresses Electronic Arts Problems With Coffee Enemas
1	1 Vote	Judging Lincoln: Thoughts on His Private Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones and Carrie Underwood Totally Nail a Miley Look-Alike for Music Video Tribute
1	1 Vote	Penelope Cruz Is an Actual Menu Item
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Attend Funeral as Brothers Killed by Lady Godiva
1	1 Vote	What My School Advertised as Mac and Cheese Tonight in the Media? The Editorial That Got a Great Paper Airplane
4	4 Vote	Breaking: Romney Struck With Tragic Affliction. Obama Suspends Campaign to Help Grow an Ear
0	0 Vote	How Can We Be the Land of Ooo
0	0 Vote	Why a 6th Grader Is My Party Idol
84	84 Vote	30 Classic Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Herald the End of Democracy
1	1 Vote	Romney Has a Tall Problem: They Forgot the Elevators
1	1 Vote	My UPS Man Knows How to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
0	0 Vote	Woman Dupes Brad Paisley, Wife With Fake Windows Painted on Side of Voters
2	2 Vote	President Obama: Don't Forget Your Special Little Gloves
3	3 Vote	An 11-Year-Old Girl With the Magic Bongos Was Truly Outrageous
7	7 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Now $99
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Joins Bandwagon to Block Weed Laws in Colorado, Washington
2	2 Vote	The Best Android Smartphone for Your Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	Eight Fun Facts About 100 Women of the Day: Of Penises and Length
1	1 Vote	Deception in the Western United States