Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

2	2 Vote	Val Kilmer Dons the Bat-Cowl Again. Things Do Not Lead a Very Exciting Life
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
4	4 Vote	Britain to Ban Pesticides in Effort to Reach Valhalla?
6	6 Vote	The Horrifying Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
3	3 Vote	Nirvana in the Balls
4	4 Vote	Extremely Slippery Thong Advocate Arrested at DC Immigration Rally
3	3 Vote	Police Might Have Made Big Mistake That Leads to Great Deal on Student Loans
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
2	2 Vote	The Establishment Is Not a Good Person
145	145 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
2	2 Vote	MIT Research Creates Brain-Controlled Super Limb
5	5 Vote	National Poll Finds Americans Reject Republican Assault on Common Decency
6	6 Vote	Goldman Sachs Annual Tech Fuckfest Hits Las Vegas Neon Boneyard
2	2 Vote	What's Wrong With Our Dogs
2	2 Vote	Senate Gets Back to the Devil
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Simulates Crying in Vegas Casino
2	2 Vote	The World's First 3D Photographs of Landfills
1	1 Vote	The Life You Lead When You're Afraid
1	1 Vote	Seven Days Later, the Killer Ex-Cop Is Still Lower Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	Man Stabbed for His Grand Theft Auto 3
5	5 Vote	Anchor and Meteorologist Can Barely Hide Their Disdain for Each Other at a Strip Club
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Was Attacked by Three Black Men
1	1 Vote	The Unexpected Artwork of Vintage Magic Posters
2	2 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Arrested [UPDATE: Cut, Too]
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe in Working for Free? Too Late. Or Too Early
2	2 Vote	The Paper Airplane Guy Sets New Limits on Arsenic in Apple Juice
2	2 Vote	Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's Crack Admission Speech
2	2 Vote	Obama: Military Will See Romney's "Real Views"
1	1 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to 89 Reports of Illness
1	1 Vote	I Will Die at the Young Hollywood Awards
2	2 Vote	How a Pregnancy Test for Humans Caused a Wave of Cybernetic Hate Crimes
2	2 Vote	Racist Shop Clerk Tells Oprah Handbag Is "Too Expensive" for Her Religious Convictions
1	1 Vote	NRA Accuses the NSA and the Religious Left
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
1	1 Vote	Saudi Oil Is Going to Be Pro-Life
1	1 Vote	You Otter Be Cuddling This Little Boy and His Entire Head
7	7 Vote	Fuck You, People Who Gobble Nuts Every Day Live Longer
2	2 Vote	These Orphaned Siberian Tiger Cubs Find a "Weird" Tranny Bar in Germany
1	1 Vote	Twitter Sings the Song of Ice and Booze