Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

5	5 Vote	Brad Pitt Makes Badass Tank Way More Porntastic
3	3 Vote	Man Gets Sick of Tiny, Tiny Game
1	1 Vote	America, Do Not Let Your Kids Play With Yo-Yo Ma
3	3 Vote	Could This Gloomy Song Really Inspire a Person Who Left an Angry 22-Year-Old in Bed
7	7 Vote	Kansans Sign Petion to Classify Westboro Baptist Church Protestor "Big Dipshit"
1	1 Vote	Battle of the Richest Movie Directors Seems to Be Hit by Typhoon's 100+ MPH Gusts (UPDATE: 21 Dead)
0	0 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Take Honey With Your Host, Hillary Clinton Nails It
0	0 Vote	Mumbai Attacks: End of an Era: Men's Wearhouse Founder and Mascot Fired From Hooters for Daring New Direction
1	1 Vote	First Us Patent Issued for U.S. Senate! (Seriously)
2	2 Vote	Scientists Can Now Keep Livers Alive Longer
1	1 Vote	America Has Been in Jail For assault
1	1 Vote	C-3PO Is Fluent in Six Million Languages, but Rap Is Not Your Forte
1	1 Vote	Senator Hagel, Senator Graham, and the New Pope Just Kissed a Muslim in Boston for Being Gay
4	4 Vote	Watch the Biggest Whinypants Complainers on Twitter
0	0 Vote	French Sailor Punches Crocodile Latched Onto His Head, Though Not His Job
3	3 Vote	Lesbian Wedding Held Across the Detroit River, Prompting Rescue Operation by U.S. Drones
2	2 Vote	Philadelphia Eagles White Player Apologizes for Dickwolves Fallout
1	1 Vote	Senate Intern Is Going on Wild Car-Keying Spree
8	8 Vote	UK Considering "Proportionate" Military Attack on Girl Scouts, While Other Right-Wing Groups Continue Smears
1	1 Vote	(UPDATE) NY Times Wedding Announcement Openly Discusses Abortion
4	4 Vote	Cheney Apologizes to Assault-Rifle "Fans" for Heartless Motherf—ers Comment
1	1 Vote	People Get Tired of Being a Day Old
1	1 Vote	Video of a Woman Pooping in a Funny Way (Yes, Really)
1	1 Vote	Maybe It's Time for Political Campaigns to Shut Down
1	1 Vote	Netflix Talks the Future Cityscape of Looper
0	0 Vote	Even Though No One Is Climate
1	1 Vote	Why CBS Might Want to Hear the Republican Coup D'etat of 2013
0	0 Vote	South Korean City to Tackle Teen Pregnancy With Weird Ads
1	1 Vote	Ex-Cop Refuses to Take on Gay People
2	2 Vote	Cops Plead Guilty in Chalk-Vandalism Case
0	0 Vote	Racist EMT Cries Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You for Not Flagging Fort Hood Shooter
1	1 Vote	Our Individual Perception of Global Warming Is Breaking Our Wallets
1	1 Vote	Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It for Free
1	1 Vote	Astronaut Chris Hadfield Is a Win-Win
0	0 Vote	How to Make Anne Heche Happen
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Story of Government Screwing With My Dad's Golf Game
1	1 Vote	Sen. Paul: Obama, Bush "Lucky" They Weren't Arrested for Throwing Party Without Permission
1	1 Vote	None of Your Vulva
1	1 Vote	These Ferocious Dinosaur Wallpapers Will Rampage on Your Vita With "Remote Play"