Headline Smasher | Recent Smashes

4	4 Vote	Organ "Trafficker" Gouges Out Eyes of God
2	2 Vote	Prof Who Shot Upskirt Videos of Meteor Over Siberia
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Asked for a Smooth Runway
1	1 Vote	Un-American Americans Are Drinking Beer From Cans Now
2	2 Vote	Video Is Said to Have Committed Suicide in Alaska prison
9	9 Vote	Mitt Got 47% Problems but Your Cats Will Destroy Them
1	1 Vote	Just Give Us $3 Billion, Say Marine Researchers
1	1 Vote	TMZ Reaches New Low, Jokes About the Games You (Well, Some People) Love
4	4 Vote	AMD Radeon 7750 and 7770 GHz Are Power Efficient, but Not Guns
1	1 Vote	This Substance Will Let You See This Movie!
1	1 Vote	Prank Goes Wrong as Man Fatally Shoots Ex-Boss and Co-Worker Before Killing himself
1	1 Vote	Journalism Is the Most Cowardly Thing You Can Do to the Victims
6	6 Vote	White Jesus, Is That Doctor Driving Your Cab?
1	1 Vote	Court Order Lifts Age Limit on Some Crazy Adventures
4	4 Vote	No Headline Can Capture the Frustration of Anxiety Disorders
4	4 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Right Idea
3	3 Vote	Women Deliver. How About Real Patriotism?
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
5	5 Vote	Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Absolutely Nothing
1	1 Vote	Teacher Fired for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the World's Greatest—and Girliest—webcomic Warrior
1	1 Vote	Naked Cowgirl on Naked "Spiritual Quest"
1	1 Vote	Lance Armstrong Stripped of Tax Breaks — Tax Breaks Will Either Confuse, Amuse, or Infuriate You
3	3 Vote	These Guys Want You to Bring a Cappella
1	1 Vote	I Love My Family but ...
1	1 Vote	Putin Says Russia Will Never Be Invited to Kanye's Engagement Surprise
1	1 Vote	Teaching While Black Is Priceless
0	0 Vote	The Secret Atheist Plan to Develop Electric Vehicles
1	1 Vote	Unlucky Skateboarder Discovers What Can Be Called Gluten-Free
2	2 Vote	All My Hair Is Stuck in Handrail During Sex; Boyfriend Bails
4	4 Vote	Credit Union Membership Hits All-Time High as a Seductive Alien
2	2 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Give Ladies a Curfew, So They'd Stop Getting Assaulted
1	1 Vote	The Crucial Difference Between "Free Speech" Doesn't Include Showing Dead Fetus Posters to Kids
1	1 Vote	Avoiding the Fiscal Cliff Conversation
4	4 Vote	Does This Retail Giant Sleep at Night? After He Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
1	1 Vote	Kim Zolciak's Dad Kim Is a 51-Foot, Fire-Breathing Dragon
2	2 Vote	StarCraft's Most Controversial Wikipedia pages
3	3 Vote	It's a Plane, No It's Super Hero Rip-Offs Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	Senate Gets Back to TV, but Only Behind the Third Reich's "Bride Schools" Where Women Were Trained to Be Just Like the Godfather
3	3 Vote	Congratulations, Henry Winkler, on Becoming a Man Was Mysteriously Getting Drunk Without Drinking a Drop of Water [Video]
1	1 Vote	YouTube Star Michelle Phan Gets Her Emmy Nomination, and It's All a Matter of Perspective